I would like to take this moment to address an issue that has plagued me since it first came to my attention way back in '94 when I was a confused little boy entering the 5th grade and Meat Loaf was hot. No, not meatloaf as in, "meat loaf for dinner again." I am referring to the other Meat Loaf, you know, the one who played Bob in the Hollywood thriller, Fight Club. Five years before he donned the "bitch-tits" costume, Meat Loaf was hot on the charts with his single, Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are. The reference to the warning on a rear view mirror is a poignant metaphor about how memories from long ago still haunt us in the present.
All too true I'm afraid, but I myself have always been haunted by the fact that the title of the song is in blatant contradiction to the actual warning on a rear view mirror.
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear.

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Well yes, but I'll let that
Well yes, but I'll let that one fly on the premise that a side view mirror is still a form of rear view mirror.
and also, it is of course a
and also, it is of course a SIDE view mirror
and NOT the rear view mirror
which is in the middle of the windshield.